Sex Fail

I bumped into a girl I hadn’t seen in a few years, the spark was reignited so I arranged to come to her house “for a few beers.” We sat on the couch, talking for an hour while watching TV, and eventually she just blurted out “Can you cuddle me?” and I shrugged and said “OK.”

She jumped on top of me, and we sat awkwardly like this for 15 minutes. I was nervous and didn’t know what to do so I just kept watching TV. Eventually she lifted her head up, looked me in the eye and said “Are you attracted to me?”

I mumbled “I am, but…I wasn’t expecting anything tonight, and uh…yeah.” It was awkward after that.

I ended up sleeping on the couch, and awkwardly trying to tell her I was attracted to her the next day, but it was too late.

FAIL

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